What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:58

Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is having white skin really that attractive?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”